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Quest of the Manwhore

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Fernando's back with another dangerously erotic musical romp designed to impregnate your ears with his web seed.

At first he was concerned that singing about his hideously erogenous way of life would influence the more impressionable among his slavering fans to follow in his footsteps, but over time he became confident that it will be obvious upon first viewing that there can only be one Manwhore and that his is a hard life filled with beautiful women, loose bags of change and vast quantities of yoghurt.

Even though Fernando is a man of legendary skill and ability, he could not have made this film without the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship, so thankyou Newgrounds from the bottom of my manheart.



I just got pregnant.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

dna test please.

Oh, Fernando...

Your secret to make the crabs go away is probably the fact that you praise Raptor Jesus who only requires as sacrifice the love women should give you after nights of pleasure in your company and a bit of your yoghurt. The price for crab repelling powers is high, but it is worth it if you are a legend like yourself, Fernando.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

hmm, interesting interpretation, i'll buy that.


Gooseman's "woah" solo. Awesome

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i actually watched this twice

And it wasnt just cus this loops

You've done it again

Catchy song with some of the best use of autotuning in recent memory.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

i tried autotuning a lot of moaning and groaning but it turns out you actually have to be fairly close to the notes required to make it work.

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4.44 / 5.00

Apr 13, 2011
11:54 AM EDT
Music Video
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