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Fernando's back with another dangerously erotic musical romp designed to impregnate your ears with his web seed.

At first he was concerned that singing about his hideously erogenous way of life would influence the more impressionable among his slavering fans to follow in his footsteps, but over time he became confident that it will be obvious upon first viewing that there can only be one Manwhore and that his is a hard life filled with beautiful women, loose bags of change and vast quantities of yoghurt.

Even though Fernando is a man of legendary skill and ability, he could not have made this film without the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship, so thankyou Newgrounds from the bottom of my manheart.


really funny

the auto tuning part is hilarious.

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I can't tear my eyes away o_e

Good lord! I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Keep up the good work XDDD

Sexual-Lobster responds:

was it tasty?

Sexual lobster!

I saw the pic for this vid and i was like :O SEXUAL LOBSTER???

and i was right.

I is happy now.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

glad you liked it!

Made my day

Slightly less disturbing, dance of the manwhore scared my poor 16 year old eyes for life, than the first but great work but fantastic never the less. Your stuff is amazing can't wait to see what you come up with next.

Now i know how Katy Perry got her figure.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

yes, now is the time for katy to come clean and ADMIT IT


gaze into my chocolate eyes
let my music sterilise
give to me your hard earned coin
i'll share with you my tortured groin
what you're feeling is not weird
you want to burrow in my beard
gaze upon my chiselled abs
i no longer have the crabs
my rhymes will rab you by the throat
and ride you like a sturdy goat
i will drown you in my scent
with or without your consent
i am a whore of some renown
your buttocks are my hunting ground
i am a manwhore without peer
absorbing sex from the atmosphere
woah woah woah woah wowoah woah
woah woah wowoah woooaaahhh
wowowoah wowowoaaah wowowowowoooaaahh
pressure building like a cyst
i want to share with you love's fist
i'll lick your feet i'll wear a collar
i'll do anything for a dollar
i will fit you like a glove
more precious than a father's love
not that i would really know...hmm
i like my women rich and young
the kiss of yoghurt on my tongue
i wield a fleshy latin sword
raptor jezus is my lord
let me be your phantom limb
crack and yoghurt keeps me slim
struggling with modernity
a whore for all eternity

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4.44 / 5.00

Apr 13, 2011
11:54 AM EDT
Music Video
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