Person below me: Hernando and Fernando are two different people, mate.
My friend says I represent the Hernando the Manwhore very well...
Amazing! I luv it. It a piece of art! my fav phrase is "absorving sex from the atmosphere"
hahahaha amazin! just great!
lol, lost it at "i no longer have the crabs"
blond chick "i love u!!!!!!!!!!"