So I started this a while ago, and then decided not to work on it anymore after a month or two. Then, a few months later, I started it back up and got sick of it again. I repeated this process a couple more times before finally stitching it up just now. The animation style is somewhat inconsistent, some places have obvious shortcuts, and overall it's a bit of a mess. Oh well. It's done, and that's what matters. God bless America.