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Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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Author Comments

WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE OFFICE!

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2011. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU HATE CORPORATE OFFICES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BEST GAME EVER MADE.

Reviews


awesome

This game is *not* fake and gay!



This game is so adorable and I love that retro style! Great job :D



Some medals i got, then review

Here is the walkthru and some medals:
Good decision: start the game.
Disco inferno:Visit the disco place 3 times
Table groper: Using the hand icon, try to take the tables.
Carpet thief: When you kill your boss grab a piece of his carpet.
Chatterbox:Talk to every item you can take before taking it.
Oblivious:Grab gildas shirt, then do the presentation
Dead: Grab the guys glasses in the confrence room
I like betty: Talk to betty and hear all she has to say.. including when shes laffin'
Antisocial:Fill the cup in the sink,not the water cooler.
Walkthru:Get the pencil of the desk, Goto betty, tell her joke, grab water cup, fill it with water,go back to your room, and feed the tree with the water. grab plunger.goto bosses room. take paper and award. put paper in fax machine. smash it with the award. tell boss. goto confrence room. give presintation with pencil, tell boss. goto bathroom.unclog toilet with plunger. take bar and give it to frank. open fridge. jump into rainbow portal. come back. tell boss. kill boss. grab triforce. Epicwin.

Funny,yet short. not the best game ever, but close to it.


Lots of people find this review helpful!

Its good but...

I hate the text.



Ioved it

this is the best damn game in the universe good job sir


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Apr 1, 2011
3:05 AM EDT
Genre
Adventure - Point 'n Click
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