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Clarence's Big Chance

rated 4.38 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop

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Mar 31, 2011 | 1:49 PM EDT

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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Almost too long!

That's a pretty common complaint it seems, but it was almost arduous - I seriously thought I had finished the game when I finished the first level (though that did take me the longest to complete.) But each level has it's own feel to it, yet the game feels purposeful and cohesive, and I was genuinely happy when I got the (what I assume is) the best ending. I got quite involved helping out a fictitious pervert (!), and I guess being a perfectionist is how the game managed to last over 2 and a half hours for me.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

oh my god

i wanted to rip my face off while playing this

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fun & Funny game, must play. I noticed after playing that it was made by creator of one of my favorite game series Mardek and one of my favorite games ever Mardek 3.

So to creator "Man you are Epic" and I can understand why you couldn't make Mardek 4 you made Mardek 3 so big and complex near impossible to make sequel to it which can really follow in its footsteps.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

bats and lamps

great game but you should have put the plumber with a red hat or a boss luigi and mario ohh ye i have got 3 keys and all from the attick i am gonna get my 4th and get to that scroll so yeah and am gonna play some more games you have made you'r gettin a 4/5 because it's bit hard with all the anamils and plus he has like 70 anmails so yeah good flash


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


i need help, after i finished lvl 1 and 2 i started with lvl 3 but my whole screen was white. i dont know what to do