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Clarence's Big Chance

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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!

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I love how, despite being a hideous virgin, Clarence refuses to go with any of the vast number of prostitutes he encounters on a daily basis. He's a vile specimen but he's looking for love, so maybe there's hope for us all... somehow.


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this game is like real life mario



Amazing game, was something I wanted to get the best ending for. And it is something you have to work toward to get all the tips and facts and stuff made the best ending all the more glorious


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I LOVE THIS GAME!
but I'm giving it a 4 because the jumps are really frustrating


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Gasp! Its your fathers secret whore room! You thought it was a myth!

This is the funniest, and greatest platformer EVER!!


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Views
168,847
Votes
5,034
Score
4.38 / 5.00

Uploaded
Mar 31, 2011
1:49 PM EDT
Genre
Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop
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