Clarence's Big Chance

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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!


When I got the cologne bottle, my first thought was "OOO! I got an adult wallet." Awesome game. The music, the story line, the humor, just everything about it is amazing.

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YEY we married, that was f*ckin hard but i done all the jobs, got all the items(exept the amburger) all 2163coins! beatiful and fun game btw !!!

It's perfect.

I absolutely adore this game. It's a perfect platformer and its clear the author put a ton of effort into it. It's got great polished gameplay, sweet graphics, funny dialogue and story, and oh god the music is just immensely well done. I've played this game 3 times all the way through over the past year and it still hasn't gotten old. Kudos to you Psedolonewolf, this game is phenomenal.

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This game has it all: great graphics, great game play, great story, and an excellent sense of humor. This is by far one of the best platform games that I have played to date. Would a sequel to this be possible?

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4.38 / 5.00

Mar 31, 2011
1:49 PM EDT
Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop