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Clarence's Big Chance

rated 4.38 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop

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Mar 31, 2011 | 1:49 PM EDT

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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Its obvious to see that you put alot of effort and hardwork in this game to make it reach this outstanding level!

I prefer games like this, with a good story line, achievements to earn and different places to visit.

Its a long game, and, I believe I am not even half way through it, which is really good because I know I will enjoy myself on the other half of the game just like I did on the first :)

really, Amazing work you have done here,
hard to see games like this online nowadays!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Just lovely old fashioned platforming fun. Nothing new or original, but loads of fun, with nice graphics. Controls were good, which is often a weak point for flash platformers.

I saw some complaints about the length in other reviews, but I really disagree with those. If a game is this good it's a good thing that it's not done in 15 minutes.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


And by "the bomb", I mean it is a really fun game, not some kind of explosive. That would be silly and probably inaccurate.

What ISN'T in this game?

A rich RPG world, beautiful pixel graphics, hilarious conversations, entertaining platforming, lots of items to collect, quests to complete, secrets to find, achievements to achieve, and several ending sequences depending on your performance.

If you are looking for SEVERAL HOURS of great fun, this is the game.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Long, but rad.

It was a really cool game, I laughed a bit. But in the long run (Pun intended) it was really fecking long. If the game was a bit shorter I'd probly have finished it, anyways, great game. :)

Pseudolonewolf responds:

Why does everyone want to finish every game they play in a few minutes?

I designed this one as something you could keep coming back to in order to finish it over several sessions, like most console games, because I was under the impression that providing more hours of entertainment would be more appreciated than providing a game that only entertained for a few minutes.

I suppose the Flash Game audience is just used to ultra-quick games, though... Sigh. At least it means I might have to do less work for future games.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

very fun

very fun game
He gotta have the biggest house in the whole city, if not, country!
ans his job is an office drone??
I don't know where he work, but sign me up

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