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Clarence's Big Chance

rated 4.38 / 5 stars
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Mar 31, 2011 | 1:49 PM EDT

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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Weird game. Great level design, fun enemies and environments, and good dialogue and descriptions. I like when there are lots of items and secrets to find. But this game really doesn't need all the "whores," it's is very rude to fat people, and it presents a bit of an archaic view of women overall. It also has the somewhat unpleasant Groundhog's Day-type idea that if you know enough about a woman, you can manipulate her in the right way so that she'll fall in love with you. Suffice it to say that I don't think many women were consulted in the making of this game.

But I do love driving a pink car through an occupied office building.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

So...Clarence's french?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fun & Funny game, must play. I noticed after playing that it was made by creator of one of my favorite game series Mardek and one of my favorite games ever Mardek 3.

So to creator "Man you are Epic" and I can understand why you couldn't make Mardek 4 you made Mardek 3 so big and complex near impossible to make sequel to it which can really follow in its footsteps.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

frustrating ( the controls don't respond at times (probably because they have to be pressed in a certain order)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Whoever You Are,

Just wanted to say thank you for making the game "Clarence's Big Chance". My favorite aspect of the game is that it felt like you put 5 games in one to reach the objective of one thing that any one can relate to. My favorite game (and top 5 favorite THINGS of all time) is 'Earthbound' on the SNES and this gave me that same enjoyment. Played this game for the first time two years ago and I came back to play it again just for the feels.

I know it's just a game, but i hope you know that you made a piece of art to those who appreciate the craft.

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