Shutdown = Winblows blows up itself and never starts up again
I Haven't Got Winblows 8
Done many times before, and better.
There are lots of interactive Windows parodies, some are better than others. This is not one of the good ones, sorry. That's not to say it's the worst I've seen (This actually appears to have SOME effort - I've seen others far worse.) but it could be a lot better. There's just so few features, and the gags that are in here - have been done too many times.
I will give you points for the D: drive gag and the Winblows poker play gag.
I kinda have to agree with Jimicrackcorn here. There is NOTHING of any value here. I just worried your not putting your talents to use.
The idea has promise, but the comments and jokes in each "program" aren't really funny or insightful. (Or spelled correctly, for that matter.) I suggest spending a little more time working on the humor and style--make the dialogue more Windows-like, make Clippy do more, throw in a BSOD, whatever.
BTW, once you've opened the Paint program once, the pointer gets stuck in paint mode, so you can draw on any screen.