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Moustaches

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All glory to the tash!

Extended tune available from iTunes (and Amazon soon)
http://itunes.apple.com/a lbum/moustaches-single/id 424914965

Moustaches, Moustaches, Moustaches

I sure like Moustaches

It don't matter what kinda moustache that you got baby
Mexican, Foo Manchu, Handlebar, Horseshoe,
Pencil,Toothbrush, Walrus, Dali, Freestyle
I wanna touch it.

Baby you're right to love a moustache
'Cos a moustache adds a little bit of class
Oh Baby
You want to touch it don't you?

I sure like moustaches

GET DOWN!

My moustache was%uFEFF cut by lasers
Looks so sharp avert your gazes
Think your beard is so flash?
You cannot handle this tash!

My moustache was%uFEFF cut by lasers
Looks so sharp avert your gazes
Ladies want to touch it daily
I let them 'cause...
I like ladies.

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Epic solo

MY MOUSTACHE WAS CURLED BY LASERS!
IT'S SO SHARP AVERT YOUR GAZES!
THINK YOUR BEARD IS...SO FLASH?!
YOU CAN NOT HANDLE THIS 'TASH!



haha

This was Awesome :)


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Good god!

Thank you for this sweet mustache ride!

It's like Gogol Bordello singing about mustaches!


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Awesome!

I tried curling my moustache with lasers and it disintegrated


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It's true

Chicks dig facial hair.


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Views
562,930
Votes
21,823
Score
4.45 / 5.00

Uploaded
Mar 9, 2011
6:10 AM EST
Genre
Comedy - Original
Tags
  • Frontpaged March 10, 2011
  • Weekly Users' Choice March 16, 2011
  • Daily Feature March 10, 2011