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Ah, and so we find ourselves on the subject of the game and how it is to be utilized. You control a playful little scamp as he proceeds to do whatever it is he was destined to do in his life. This can be done in a number of ways but by far the most popular is the arrow keys and the [x] button.

This brings us to the all important matter of conflict. You might be thinking: "What am I to do if there is no opposition?" Well, fret not, your journey will be ripe with adversaries, each more dangerous than the last. I'm sure you can figure out how to deal with each one yourself, you bright lad.

And of course, a hero would be nothing if no help were to befall him. There are many a golden object which if acquired, will bring good fortune to you and your quest. Vitality, armor, and omnipotence are the several attributes in which you may be well endowned with after collecting one of these great items.

You must always remember that by no means is anyone in this vast world faultless. Agility is not a trait everyone posseses. You may find yourself having to rest your weary body, and for that I do not blame you. Should you ever need to rest in the middle of a quest, you are always welcome to strike the key that resembles a jester's hat. You may know it as the [p] button. Do not forget this!

These rules and practices must always be kept in mind when adventuring in this magical world.


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Too short and easy, pixel graphic dont much help too.

I am a fan good work

I'm not such a big fan of this. The eightbit-iness is OK, although I think the game would be better without it; what really bugged me, though, was a) the lagginess of the controls, and b) the oversized hitbox of your ship.

The latter in particular made the boss fights really annoying. When you can't rely on avoiding a shot just because your ship visually isn't touching it, something's rotten in the state of Denmark. It really spoils the fun.

The "Life == 0" medal seems broken for me, too. I got a few others, though, so the medals work in principle. Hmm.

the instructions had me sooo hyped up!!!

but then i started playing .... T.T

Magical-Zorse responds:

What instructions?

Not so bad

but still very repetitive, and boring