Are you really...
...a programmer? This does not even deserve attention. Maybe you should have put more than 15 min designing a game...you know instead of doing 4 crappy game building only one with a little effort is a way better.
....how do you win this?
i don't understand?
simple, shoot the beer, dont but dont shoot the guy.
It's ok, when you aren't drunk, try to improve on it XD