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Valentines Dating Advice

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Ahh yes, Valentines Day.
Moans and groans both happy and sad.

I don't have much to say about Valentines Day other than I've had some lame experiences with it.
Had I known of these marvelous tips, I would be knee deep in the ladies right now!

Anyway, I've got a bucket of ice cream, a box of tissues, and "A walk To Remember"
Enjoy yourselves, fellow Newgrounders!

Also, "Michael Davis" is the name a scam artist used on me back in October.
Just in case you're wondering.



This is hilarious. I love the animation and audio. :D

The only thing that bugs me is the fact that I look at this "Michael Davis" and I can almost see James Sunderland ("Silent Hill 2"). Scaaaary. XD


Is it me or does he look like Link from Zelda...

I couldn't hear him in one of the best parts, the part where he says he'll cut her into bits.

The grandma probably was the best part, it surprised me.

Oh, ok. The cat was her grandma's. It took a while for my head to click.

I know this is an animation, but who was the camera guy?

I wonder what it'll be like for every holiday.

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Finally some advice by a really, really sympathic man. Thanks Mr. Davis!

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Sadistic, funny and creepy. I love how his voice is so calm and casual the whole time. The animation and voice acting were pretty good. Writing was hilarious.


his voice is so calm and peaceful DD: i think that makes it twice as disturbing LOL.
but great job, i absolutely loved this :,D Oh Michael Davis, I'm sure you'll find your love sooner or later :,D

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Credits & Info

4.41 / 5.00

Feb 14, 2011
12:16 AM EST
Comedy - Original