That was funny but kind of depressing but just a little I cracked up so hard about the "frittata is not a verb"!!!
holy shit and thats how the earth shall end in 2012 captain planet will fuck u all up
HE WANTS FLESH? ZOMBIE OR BATH SALTS.
I'll frittata you all
FROTTATA IS NOT A VERB BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH