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Captain Planet Rampage

rated 4.44 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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Feb 12, 2011 | 4:58 AM EST
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It's been a rough 15 years for Captain Planet. Watching the world slowly get more and more polluted has taken its toll. No one's really sure how he pays the rent. The Planeteers don't call anymore.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Captain Badass

Poor old Captain Planet. Always being picked on. Though more by sexual lobster than by almost anyone else. But this one was really weird. I swear I've seen this joke before, it sure is familiar, where there's the person who has to go on the ever larger killing spree to cover his tracks from a small initial transgretion. I'm racking my brain and I just keep thinking of the ending of that stupid Penn and Teller Get Killed movie where they invoke a chain reaction string of suicides. I'm thinking I saw that joke before in something like Ren and Stimpy; I can imagine Ren flipping out and trying to eliminate the evidence in such a manner, starting of course with Stimpy. And then I imagine Stimpy sweating buckets and eventually using something totally inane and non-sequitur to convince Ren not to proceed. Or maybe it's just my imagination playing tricks on me.

Although I would like to make a note that if you burned every city on Earth to the ground, it would only release as much carbon dioxide as a few days worth of regular use of fossil fuels, although it would be massively dirty fires and the carbon dioxide would hold second string to the soot and gunk and more toxic gases. Of course, if he spat a big enough energy wad to open up a hole in the Earth and release all sorts of volcanic gases, that would be another story.

You know, I always thought CP should be a little more badass and ruthless than that pansy Ted Turner made him out to be. Blowing up cities is a good start. I also like the super-spontaneous way he ate the birds. That was hilarious. That must be his "spleen" power in action. Or maybe his double-E power. You need to make some sort of Captain Planet screen saver, where he mostly sits around being lethargic, but occasionally wanders around and eats birds and the occasional old person (but only when he gets separated from the crowd so there are no "witnesses") or whatnot. Maybe an encounter with Raptor Jesus. There is much comedic potential there.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

i've thought about that, there's would certainly be a glorious battle

re: 2nd paragraph, it occurred to me that if he exploded enough stuff, the amount of particles in the air would actually have a cooling effect, similar to massive volcano eruptions that bring on minor cooling events.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Best valentines day flash ever
I like the part where everyone dies

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

happy valentine's day!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

oh captain planet

the killing just wont stop, and how i love it. in a sort, he did the world sort of a favor, maybe they will recycle or fear getting killed, well that and witnessing anythign he does, XD

Sexual-Lobster responds:

heheh yeh RECYCLE OR DIE!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great job!

really smooth animation and funny jokes, especially "Frittata is not a verb!" Keep em coming!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i actually looked up frittatas

does this remind anyone of the show milly and molly?