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1215752191 levels in one!

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Why is there a camel in the background? why do you control a ugly midget? Why are there vampires in the desert? How can I cram so many levels into one game? What the fck is this? These questions and more will be answered only if you ask.

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omg the colors level designs, the characters and the music is so vibrant this is so good! its an art!!!

you cant cram so many levels in one game! thats just random! why is your player an ugly midget?! vampires in a desert and not dieing cant make sense! this is.. i dont know why did you cram so many levels!

Mario this is not...

Interesting concept, but gameplay is horrible. This is like being promised 1215752191 girls to sleep with, only to find out that they are all ugly hairy plumpers with nasty infectious warts where their balls used to be. The controls made me feel like I was controlling a lemming with down syndrome. As for the bad guys, well besides feeling like I was trapped in a bad Muppet Show meets Banana Splits nightmare, the vampires could track you better than a pedophile at a boys club. Other than that you clearly have talent and I hope you take the quality over quantity advice. Also the music was excellent!

I have a few questions

Why is there a camel in the background? why do you control a ugly midget? Why are there vampires in the desert? How can I cram so many levels into one game? What the fck is this? And I expect a fcking answer

Locomotivator responds:

1.Cause a camel was the only thing stupid enough to pose in a background for me. 2. Since I couldn't arse to draw anything more elaborate.
3. A terrible storm in Transylvania blew them to the desert.
4. I don't know how you can cram so many levels into one game, maybe you are a wizard.
5. Hopefully a bad nightmare.

You expected a answer but I gave you five, see? I'm generous as usual.

Almost!

I really like the idea of an arithmetic level generator (unless you manually made all those levels) but this wasnt quite there. The articulations between different levels could been slightly more interesting and the hitboxes for the enemies are too big. Maybe one of the billion levels has Jesus in it?

Locomotivator responds:

What is the chance that a human being can make so many levels in one lifetime?