The BloodQueef Anthology

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For the January Newgrounds Movie Jam, we present to you a series of riveting shorts prepared for us by author BloodQueef, who time and time again has shocked the world with his intricate storytelling and passive aggressive speech patterns.

Story 1: This Fucking Beaver.
This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

Story 2: These Black Chicks.
These black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking Komodo dragon.

Story 3: It's not gay.
A couple guys beat off in the same room... but it's not gay.. they're not looking at each other or anything.

While Dirtshake animated the beaver, JordanD and Jazlyte did animatics of each others toons, and then swapped them so that Jordan animated Jazlytes style, and vice versa.



First one: great, second one: meh, third one...

I stopped it after seeing the two guys bent over jerking it.

At least that part was mentioned in the author commments so you have my thanks for that.

And you're right. It's not gay. It's SUPER gay.

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JazLyte responds:

Hahaha, who are you people trying to look cool in front of on the internet with all this "I'M A REAL N***A I DON'T LIEK LOOKIN AT DICKS CUZ I'M SUPER STRAIGHT GRRR!!!"? Nobody's looking :3


i've just realized that after about 5 minutes i've recovered from what just happened. keep it up

Oh... fuck... me... Beaver.

Parts of this made me laugh really hard. The styles were really good in the last two. With the first one's humor, the style fit well. I did enjoy myself.

And yeah, the one black girl is sporting the Sharingin from Naruto


Whats with the people today ... all I see is gay stuff on newgrounds lately , its just disgusting now . I mean I dont mind a bit of violence or so but I mean come on , the whole front page is flooded with these kind of animations. I just wonder what would a new user think of this website ... Nice animation


it's uhh... it's not gay! hahaha! i lol'd

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3.49 / 5.00

Jan 30, 2011
6:57 PM EST
Comedy - Original