The BloodQueef Anthology

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For the January Newgrounds Movie Jam, we present to you a series of riveting shorts prepared for us by author BloodQueef, who time and time again has shocked the world with his intricate storytelling and passive aggressive speech patterns.

Story 1: This Fucking Beaver.
This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

Story 2: These Black Chicks.
These black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking Komodo dragon.

Story 3: It's not gay.
A couple guys beat off in the same room... but it's not gay.. they're not looking at each other or anything.

While Dirtshake animated the beaver, JordanD and Jazlyte did animatics of each others toons, and then swapped them so that Jordan animated Jazlytes style, and vice versa.




Dude git your shit together and "it is gay"


It was alright, the first part with the beaver was good because of the hilarious morgan freeman impersonation, the second part was a little funny with the "I'm ignorant and you love it" book, didn't really get the lizard and why it was dressed as a human, or why it was like flesh colored, and the third part WAS pretty gay but that's not why it wasn't funny, it wasn't funny cause it was two guys jerking off. Just because it had an awkward moment doesn't make it funny. Also why the hell would 2 guys be jerking off back to back watching porn in the first place and who the hell eats chips WHILE jerking off??

JazLyte responds:

I COMPLETELY FUCKING DISAGREE. Jerking off with a good friend is amazing :3


It's uh, it's not gay...

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i believe you wasted your time with this, jack off jokes are not funny, none of this movie even remotely made me laugh or even smile, nothing funny, smart, new, or cool. This is pretty much a waste of time. please get new material


That was seriously wrong on majorly fucked up levels.

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3.49 / 5.00

Jan 30, 2011
6:57 PM EST
Comedy - Original