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The BloodQueef Anthology

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For the January Newgrounds Movie Jam, we present to you a series of riveting shorts prepared for us by author BloodQueef, who time and time again has shocked the world with his intricate storytelling and passive aggressive speech patterns.

Story 1: This Fucking Beaver.
This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

Story 2: These Black Chicks.
These black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking Komodo dragon.

Story 3: It's not gay.
A couple guys beat off in the same room... but it's not gay.. they're not looking at each other or anything.

While Dirtshake animated the beaver, JordanD and Jazlyte did animatics of each others toons, and then swapped them so that Jordan animated Jazlytes style, and vice versa.


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TARZANS theory...

I belive the guy on the left is bi-curious and the guy on the right is bi

Nah, it isn't gay...

Its more like possibly bi-curious. Reminds me of a story a co-worker told me about waking up in prison and seeing the guy in the next bunk doing that. He said about same thing...

i disagree

it is gay haha.

JazLyte responds:

Gay and straight are just states of mind, they don't really exist :3



Yeah man, great shit. I laughed hard.

Just grrrrreat!

It's not gay!
That sentence made my day! Just remembering my old workmates now... they were crazy and would have probably done something like that. Hmm... but all of them in front of one single computer screen. XD
Uhhhhh.... what a mess! N-n-n-naaaaasty!

Big up!