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Cyberen ODs on Crack!

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Howdy, folks! As you probably already know, my name is Princess Laucherella. Welcome once again to the fabulous world of the Cyberen Sillies!

Unfortunately, real life events have inspired me to create tonight's toon. Brock Janson AKA http://cyberen.newgrounds .com has been arrested for possession of crack cocaine. I made this cartoon as a wake up call. Please show Brock that NGers stick together in times of need, and leave the real Cyberen kind, helpful encouragement on beating this legal battle and kicking his crack habit.

Tonight's Silly takes place right where the last episode took off. To be precise, you will immediately notice that Cyberen has shot off his genitals with a 12 gauge shotgun and is now running all about Cyberen Manor, screaming and snorting cocaine off the pectoral muscles and penises of several greased up gay men named Donald.

Cyberen makes his way down to his crack cellar where he takes a boulder of crack cocaine out of a safe shaped like John Goodman (you'll NEVER guess what kind of weird BDSM attire Cyberen has dressed poor Mr. Goodman up in!!!). Cyberen then smokes the comically large piece of cocaine out of an uncleaned industrial sewage pipe.

Delirious with pain, Cyberen smokes the whole gosh darn thing, which is a lot, even for a seasoned crackhead like Cyberen, and our hero turns blue and begins convulsing. With the help of friends, family and the semi-qualified Dr. Buttswallows, can Cyberen pull through? WATCH AND FIND OUT!

Remember that I love you, and please go to http://cyberen.newgrounds .com and wish the real newgrounds member Cyberen good luck on his own battle with crack cocaine.


Princess Laucherella

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#gave it a 5

bumping the 5's for great just ice

Princess-Laucherella responds:

i'm gonna freeze your poop and beat you to death with it

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3.83 / 5.00

Jan 23, 2011
9:55 PM EST