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Abysmal Adventures #1

rated 4.14 / 5 stars
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Jan 23, 2011 | 2:19 PM EST

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Ah, after a month of work, four month hiatus, and half a month of finishing up, it's arrived. The first installment of ABYSMAL ADVENTURES.

In a contemporary world of fantasy filled with magic and mystical creatures, a wizard sparks one young man's journey into adulthood with a bang for his good deed. Come laugh and learn with Wojtek as he battles orcs, goblins, and his own helpless retardation!

***Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the song snippets and some select sound effects used in the animation. I'm not claiming that they are my own nor am I attempting to make a profit off of them. It's all in good fun and used to enhance the entertainment value of the overall project, so please understand and enjoy!

EDIT: damn, I always thought it'd be cool if this were frontpage'd, but never thought it'd happen because, well, yknow- it's not exactly "GOLD, JERRY!" So big thanks to voice actor Mick Lauer for bringing this to Tom's attention and giving it a spot to be enjoyed, even if it gets pulled down after a day or something.

EDIT2: Dude, I just watched it for the first time since I finished it and realized I misspelled RicePirate. Name changed! (But that's all that's new, the slow pace is still there unfortunately!)

EDIT3 (11/28/16): Boof, been a while. Where'd all this body hair come from? If anyone somehow finds/revisits this, I was informed it'd be best for Newgrounds for me to swap out the copyrighted music due to potential legality shenanigans (SURPRISE). With the original audio files currently lost, there are rough patches in the VO during the musical scenes, but some lines have been outright re-recorded while the SFX in those scenes have been mostly replaced. All has been given tape distortion to match the original crappy audio for maximum phoniness.

The original unscrupulous version is still available on YouTube here for those interested/nostalgic for ancient, obscure internet animation:



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Really strange, but funny.

It was great! The setting was like Shadowrun on shrooms.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Nice Video!
Need a little more of a effort on the 2#, but the history it's just great.

Want to know wich is the final music on the credits. Anyone know?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Well it's not Gold

But it is very much SILVER JERRY! to rip off HDD.

Well done. I like good storylines. I am curious what happened to him after he kills the beast out in the open in front of tons of witnesses. Does he go to jail? Fair trial?

Oh well, it's left up to my imagination.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great job!

I was drawn in throughout the vid. Great animation, the voice fit the guy perfectly... Overall you did an awsome job and looking forward to future installments.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

meh i'd watch it

it was ok, I laughed more at the fact that he was eating cigarettes and talking about how a train should have killed him rather than the actual flash.

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