So here's what I'm thinking.
That flash was so bad, that I actually, for a second, considered the possibility of build a time-travelling-device in order to go into the past, and brutally murder your progenitors (your parents) before you were concieved as to eliminate the possibility of anyone seeing this. It was that bad.
I could type the word crap in all capital letters as many times as this text box would allow, but that might be construed as harassment.
Just stop. Breathing.