**EDIT**
That oughta do it. Sounds still a tad off, but I've stopped caring at this point. :P Do try to keep that zero bomb at bay.
**/EDIT**

**EDIT**
Sorry about the craptastic dimensions. Trying to fix it..... along with that little sound problem near the end. You'll see it. And include it in your reviews. I know this. Because I back-traced it.
**/EDIT**

This was originally going to be a few minutes, but I got lazy and slapped on the half-assed ending you see before you. Enjoy my lack of determination!

By the by dear viewers, Project Stop Obesity Now has no idea that I made this, and I felt it was a bit too late to tell them about the free holiday ad that I randomly whipped up for them. Therefore, there is no information about LGD on their site, nor should you look for it, for you will be sorely disappointed. But go ahead and check 'em out anyway. It can be your New Year's resolution or something.

Obesity. 'Tis bad.

Happy Holidays,
-Matt