This is the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

The Halo font is what really gets me.

Well... I can't shoot.

Ehh... still better than Twilight, COD: Black ops, Minecraft: Pocket Edition, The real Housewives of (insert state or city name here), all Michael Bay's and M Night Shyamalan's movies, the latest episode of "Toons These Days", Sam & Cat, Shake It Up, iCarly, Victorious, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Wal Mart and Sam's Club, Sanjay & Craig, the Latest episode of Spongebob Squarepants, The IPhone 4s, Monsanto, Arbys, Mickey D's, Disney, The Room, And Google God-Damn Plus!

(jeez, our society has lost a lot of expectations over the years)

This is my favorite game on newgrounds, in fact I shall call it the best game ever.