Tootsie Roll Dysfunction

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Full title: Mongolian Erectile Dysfunction - A Parody of the Tootsie Roll Pop Commercial

See the original commercial here *remove all spaces*

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=2IA5Cv_5-g8

***If you saw this on the site earlier, it had some major bugs in it. Those bugs are removed and the flash is working! Sorry about that.***

About three months ago.. err.. ok how do I explain how this idea came up? Well, I was sitting on a couch at 4AM in the morning with my friend Alex talking about random flash cartoon ideas. We came up with some pretty ridiculous ideas like "The Party Dinosaur" and ideas like that had me questioning my sexuality... ANYWAY we gave up and decided to go to sleep. About ten minutes later, I woke Alex up and did a little improv skit about the tootsie roll pop commercial. Don't ask why I did an improv skit, I JUST DID OK. So then he threw in some more concepts like that the turtle should have "Mongolian Erectile Dysfunction" and after a few hours of writing this dark comedy on my computer, I voiced everything together in my dorm and BOOM.

Yes that's right, I did all the voice acting in my dorm. Don't ask why I voiced this in my dorm where everyone could hear me, I JUST DID OK. I sent it over to Sh0t-D0wn and after a handful of PMs back and forth it was 90% done. I took the animated movie, took out all the glitches, made a nice little pre-loader, edited some stuff, and abra kadabra the movie was done.

Well, I am so glad that this movie is done! It wouldn't have been possible without the amazing animating talents of Sh0t-d0wn. We have been working on this flash for the past month now and have finally gotten everything together. After crashing over 50 times, here is the final outcome!

Writing and Voicing by: FatKidWitAJetPak (Nick Sumbles)

http://FatKidWitAJetPak.n ewgrounds.com

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Animation by: Sh0t-D0wn

http://www.sh0t-d0wn.newg rounds.com

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Co-Writing and Extra Special Thanks To:

Alex Hall

***About to be co-authored***


so um....

why didnt the owl just kill the kid?

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You learn something new everyday...

Never heard of that word b4, but perhapz teh video would have made more sense during if teh turtle wuz easier 2 hear and that definition wuz at teh beginning instead. Besidez that not bad! I enjoyed it.

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Thankz dogz and yeahz i probz should havz putz the definitonz in teh begginningz instead of at the endz. z.

Haha, i Asked....

Mr.Google and he said

%u2022This is one of the more profound questions ever posed to humankind and animal alike. To test this hypothesis correctly, you must stop counting the moment that the 'center' (the tootsie roll blob at the core of the pop) becomes exposed. That should be considered 'reaching the center' IMO.
%u2022It took me 538 licks.
%u2022It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc. Basically, the world may never know. According to the producers of Tootsie Poops the consensus seems to be between 600-800 licks

%u2022Scientifically: What you have to do is measure the amount of saliva you produce per lick, measure the volume of the Tootsie Pop, find the amount each lick your saliva takes away from the pop, and divide that much by the total volume of the Tootsie Pop.

Anecdotally: "I just did it today and it takes 446 licks to get to the chewy center of a loli pop. both of my friends did it today too and we are all 13 years old. One of them got 442 and the other got 449. So, around 450 licks to get to the center of
a Tootsie Pop

I spent three hours counting with my friend we got 765, 902, 730, and 877. So on average about 800


So its a confusing question, based on many factors. Happy Xmas :)

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FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

If only Timmy had a computer... then Mr. Owl's fate wouldn't have been so terribly depressing.

Poor, poor Mr. Owl.

Nice facts there son.


Takes me back, and that is how Mr. Owl should of responded everytime. Or maybe with a shotgun. Love the pedoturtle.

this is awesome!

probably one of my favorite videos as of right now. i loved the owl! xD

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3.87 / 5.00

Dec 15, 2010
2:15 AM EST
Comedy - Parody