Tootsie Roll Dysfunction

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Full title: Mongolian Erectile Dysfunction - A Parody of the Tootsie Roll Pop Commercial

See the original commercial here *remove all spaces*

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=2IA5Cv_5-g8

***If you saw this on the site earlier, it had some major bugs in it. Those bugs are removed and the flash is working! Sorry about that.***

About three months ago.. err.. ok how do I explain how this idea came up? Well, I was sitting on a couch at 4AM in the morning with my friend Alex talking about random flash cartoon ideas. We came up with some pretty ridiculous ideas like "The Party Dinosaur" and ideas like that had me questioning my sexuality... ANYWAY we gave up and decided to go to sleep. About ten minutes later, I woke Alex up and did a little improv skit about the tootsie roll pop commercial. Don't ask why I did an improv skit, I JUST DID OK. So then he threw in some more concepts like that the turtle should have "Mongolian Erectile Dysfunction" and after a few hours of writing this dark comedy on my computer, I voiced everything together in my dorm and BOOM.

Yes that's right, I did all the voice acting in my dorm. Don't ask why I voiced this in my dorm where everyone could hear me, I JUST DID OK. I sent it over to Sh0t-D0wn and after a handful of PMs back and forth it was 90% done. I took the animated movie, took out all the glitches, made a nice little pre-loader, edited some stuff, and abra kadabra the movie was done.

Well, I am so glad that this movie is done! It wouldn't have been possible without the amazing animating talents of Sh0t-d0wn. We have been working on this flash for the past month now and have finally gotten everything together. After crashing over 50 times, here is the final outcome!

Writing and Voicing by: FatKidWitAJetPak (Nick Sumbles)

http://FatKidWitAJetPak.n ewgrounds.com

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Animation by: Sh0t-D0wn

http://www.sh0t-d0wn.newg rounds.com

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Co-Writing and Extra Special Thanks To:

Alex Hall

***About to be co-authored***



So, we have Timmy the Tard fisting his nostrils, Masturbating Mr. Owl and his amazing powers of Kiniption, and Mr. Turtle and his Putrid Puking Pedophelia Power (and whose head can double for a sprinkler system. Yeah, I want that for my lawn). Yep, definately all American!

I saw this and then I walked up to Circle K and back, snickering all the while. The odd looks thrown my way were priceless.

How any milligrams of medication and hours of therapy does each of these ijits need?

"You must bathe in my nectar and you will live... forever!"... yes, I heard that right. And Timmy is dumb enough to fall for it. Too bad you ralphed all over his tootsie pop.

"BLEEEAGHAAye wanna have sex with you!" Yeah, THAT'LL get you laid! Works every time!

I can easily imagine this on South Park, being used as an educational video for erectile disorders...

All that said, your description of how this came about brought to mind Stephen King's afterward for Skeleton Crew, mainly Survivor Type, where a castaway was forced to eat himself to hold off starvation. And I quote "One day I was thinking about canibalism because that's the sort of thing guys like me tend to think about". It just brought that comparison to mind.

Did you really voice this in your dorm? And nobody called the SWAT team?

This review took and hour to write. Laughing and typing don't mix...

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FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Lol man, crazy kids like you are the reason I made this because I know there are going to be people out there who enjoy this, and people who think it is straight and utter filth. I appreciate the review. Yeah, I voiced it in my dorm because there really werent many people around but my friend and I.



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Good animation...great voice acting...hilariouse...and phsyco.....AMAZING!!!

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This own is fuckin psycho ! freakin funny


Just the proof i needed to sue Toostie roll pops maker for my neighbors suicide.Thanks BTW is that mongolian E.D thing a Real Disorder cuz that would truely SUCK.

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3.87 / 5.00

Dec 15, 2010
2:15 AM EST
Comedy - Parody