So, we have Timmy the Tard fisting his nostrils, Masturbating Mr. Owl and his amazing powers of Kiniption, and Mr. Turtle and his Putrid Puking Pedophelia Power (and whose head can double for a sprinkler system. Yeah, I want that for my lawn). Yep, definately all American!
I saw this and then I walked up to Circle K and back, snickering all the while. The odd looks thrown my way were priceless.
How any milligrams of medication and hours of therapy does each of these ijits need?
"You must bathe in my nectar and you will live... forever!"... yes, I heard that right. And Timmy is dumb enough to fall for it. Too bad you ralphed all over his tootsie pop.
"BLEEEAGHAAye wanna have sex with you!" Yeah, THAT'LL get you laid! Works every time!
I can easily imagine this on South Park, being used as an educational video for erectile disorders...
All that said, your description of how this came about brought to mind Stephen King's afterward for Skeleton Crew, mainly Survivor Type, where a castaway was forced to eat himself to hold off starvation. And I quote "One day I was thinking about canibalism because that's the sort of thing guys like me tend to think about". It just brought that comparison to mind.
Did you really voice this in your dorm? And nobody called the SWAT team?
This review took and hour to write. Laughing and typing don't mix...