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Complete title "Johnny why are you in an art game?"
Instructions in game
Thanks Tom for the frontpage and the music suggestion
Its a parody of crap and it is crap o wow i press the right arrow for 2 minutes then tap up at the end damn that brightened my fuckin day. Like honestly if i hadn't played that """"GAME""""" (notice multiple quotes lol) today i pry woulda killed myself. Shit fire thank god for this glorious peice of shit ya fuckin tard. Im giving you a 10 hoping that you see all the high scores and die of a stroke BLAM this POS
You should've used broken English and asked "Why?" about twice as much.
i feel this was a very simple game to understand, and i found it quite humorous.
There's all kind of Crap going on in the world around him and he just commits suicide AWESOME
This says everything I've been trying to
This game takes all the comments I've ever made on the shitty "games" that people defend because they're "artistic" and have a "message". The reason for so many scare quotes? The things in question aren't games, the messages are obvious shit like "drugz r bad" and the artistic quality is minimal at best.
Thank you so much for making this incredible satire. Even though your first point-and-click was lacking, you are now my favorite author of all time.
Possibly long-lost relatives of Shotgun Man, these trenchcoat-clad teams have much better things to do than shoot their classmates.
We especially like the Boston accents.
Zomborgs are on the loose and killing people!
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