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Contra Rampage

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Dec 2, 2010 | 6:29 PM EST

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I can remember the release of Contra in 1987. After pushing the cartridge into the system and turning it on, my mind was immediately blown away by one of the coolest video game title screens of all time. Armed with huge guns and tight abs; two soldiers, Bill and Lance, take on an enemy force known as Red Falcon.

I played the game's gun-and-run marathon time and time again. We were monsters -- unstoppable war machines with precision accuracy, but as time went on I found myself asking, "How would it be on the other end of the gun? Would you run for your life or carry on the fight?"

I would have run screaming the moment I saw a machine gun triple front flip.

Without further ado, I present you with an animation depicting the events of level one from the Red Falcon's point of view. It took some time to make due to what little experience we all had with the animation software, but we finally got it put together. So watch and enjoy. Have to reload it twice because the background was to small. Sorry about that.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game was what started the evolution of bro gamers, anyway nice retro scoping and great detail , typically when this affect is used for the high octane action scenes they get downgraded in quality but this was consistent and awesome all the way through, the over the top personality's of the characters are what I always imagined them growing up seeing as there was never a description or backstory. 5/5 keep up the good work.

kalabor106 responds:

Yeah the back story to them is very vague, but I think a lot of people assumed they had to be a little insane to go though as much stuff as they did. Thanks


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You still hungry!?

Yes, I am hungry for LEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kalabor106 responds:

And human arms ;)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol love'd it

great job boss!!!! :-)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haroo! Best Contra Parody on the portal!

kalabor106 responds:

Someday maybe a second one. Fingers Crossed.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


so good. so good.