Be a Supporter!

Contra Rampage

rated 4.00 / 5 stars
Share Links:
Comedy - Parody

Click on an icon to vote on this!

Credits & Info

Dec 2, 2010 | 6:29 PM EST

If you liked this, check these out!

Plenty more like this here!

  • Video Game Parodies
    Video Game Parodies Parodies of all your favorite video games, whether 8-bit, 16-bit or a bazillion bits!

Author Comments

I can remember the release of Contra in 1987. After pushing the cartridge into the system and turning it on, my mind was immediately blown away by one of the coolest video game title screens of all time. Armed with huge guns and tight abs; two soldiers, Bill and Lance, take on an enemy force known as Red Falcon.

I played the game's gun-and-run marathon time and time again. We were monsters -- unstoppable war machines with precision accuracy, but as time went on I found myself asking, "How would it be on the other end of the gun? Would you run for your life or carry on the fight?"

I would have run screaming the moment I saw a machine gun triple front flip.

Without further ado, I present you with an animation depicting the events of level one from the Red Falcon's point of view. It took some time to make due to what little experience we all had with the animation software, but we finally got it put together. So watch and enjoy. Have to reload it twice because the background was to small. Sorry about that.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

decent effort but needs work.

Dialog was kinda annoying always screaming and then you actually censored mother fucker why?

Sorry but this was disappointing thought it was gonna be a cool contra flash that would bring me back to the early days. Did not was a shitty mess.

Anyways I realize your going off level one but you didn't have any foes really that resembled from the first level, no tanks, turrets or the boss at the end. I recommend putting more time in the next one if you do one.

One last thing...NO SPREADER!!! What contra parody would not have one of the most famous weapons in gaming history? *kicks you in the balls*

kalabor106 responds:

I tried to look for that spreader sound but I couldn't find that SFX any where.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


It's alright, animation could be a bit better. The voice acting though... X_X It sounds like it's trying to be an Egoraptor animation but failing, lol.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Your a big enough fan of contra to make a flash cartoon but managed to fuck up the konami code?


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


this was awesome until you got the code wrong. it was b, a, start.. now i'm just disappointed


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Good idea...

But still sucks... Sorry..