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Contra Rampage

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Dec 2, 2010 | 6:29 PM EST

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I can remember the release of Contra in 1987. After pushing the cartridge into the system and turning it on, my mind was immediately blown away by one of the coolest video game title screens of all time. Armed with huge guns and tight abs; two soldiers, Bill and Lance, take on an enemy force known as Red Falcon.

I played the game's gun-and-run marathon time and time again. We were monsters -- unstoppable war machines with precision accuracy, but as time went on I found myself asking, "How would it be on the other end of the gun? Would you run for your life or carry on the fight?"

I would have run screaming the moment I saw a machine gun triple front flip.

Without further ado, I present you with an animation depicting the events of level one from the Red Falcon's point of view. It took some time to make due to what little experience we all had with the animation software, but we finally got it put together. So watch and enjoy. Have to reload it twice because the background was to small. Sorry about that.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I have never seen such an Epic kick in the nuts.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Awesome flash, not good detail but very fluid and kicks ass

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

somebodys hungry for machine gun!!!

this is exactly how me and my brother play contra!!
in my book you beat egoraptor! this is exactly how his awesome's shouldve been

note: it was epic you use'd the 30 lives cheat but its B A not A B

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kalabor106 responds:

I know I got Super Contra mixed up with Contra.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I remember this game.

I played this when I was 7, most awesome game next to Rocket Knight Adventures!
Contra kicked ass and half of this was basically what the game was about.
I enjoyed this

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Dude I laughed till my stomach hurt and I missed about 1/2 of it the first time through because my eyes were watering up from laughing so hard. Seriously I haven't seen anything this funny in a while it was great.