This is a masterpiece.
It's the big performance, and you've got a single line. Don't flub it!
Controls:
Arrows move.
X to say line.
C to perform a stage death.
(Originally part of the 529-In-One Pirate Kart at Glorious Trainwrecks.)
(All art is from the original Klik & Play library.)
Edit: Changed controls to X/C instead of Shift/Control.
This is a masterpiece.