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I am Not a Witch

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Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight

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Oct 31, 2010 | 2:57 PM EDT

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Good Citizen 5 Points Give a lot of money to the IRS
Informed Voter 5 Points Read about Christine
Big Spender 10 Points Buy every upgrade
Monster Killer 10 Points Kill the boss
Pacifist 25 Points Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Tea Party Nut 25 Points Win the game
Undead 50 Points Win without losing a life
Cool Like a Cat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrible Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Darwin Award Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

why no auto fire

where is my auto fire =/


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


- INFORMED VOTER (5 points)
Read about Christine in the Menu. Just click "Who?" and skip for the medal.

- COOL LIKE A CAT (5 points)
Get up to 9 lives. Buy them or collect the flashing republican sign (which gives an extra life).

- GOOD CITIZEN (5 points)
Run into the IRS plane a couple of times. Every time you run into it, you lose money but you don't die.

- TERRIBLE (5 points)
Die (all 3 lives) without earning any money.

- MONSTER KILLER (10 points)
Kill the boss.

- PACIFIST (25 points)
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a single shot.

- TEA PARTY NUT (25 points)
Win the game.

- BIG SPENDER (10 points)
Buy every upgrade. IMPORTANT: BUY EVERY UPGRADE IN ORDER OR YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET THIS MEDAL (for example buy the 2x before the 3x and so on).

- DARWIN AWARD (10 points)
Die 50 times. Keep buying lives and do it.

- UNDEAD (50 points)
Win without losing a life.

-The top left corner is a safe spot.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Seems to me...

Like you have a problem with whoever this person is. Make the same game, but without the political slander and bullcrap. Oh, and fix the sticky keys.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not bad, but not good enuff!

I dont know who she is, but i laughed...the game gets boring quite easily, and the "all upgrades"medal is bugged. i got 'em all, got nine lives and still nothing. no different monsters,just the same thing.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Really bad game

While the political statement is ok I couldn't care less
This is a realyl bad game which some of the medals are impossible to get (if you jump past an upgrade it will never give you the big spender award, and pacifist is just too hard you die to easily) and it's a bit buggy... seriously atleast make a GOOD game if your going to make a politcal statment.

But atleast she lost.