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I am Not a Witch

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Oct 31, 2010 | 2:57 PM EDT

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Good Citizen 5 Points Give a lot of money to the IRS
Informed Voter 5 Points Read about Christine
Big Spender 10 Points Buy every upgrade
Monster Killer 10 Points Kill the boss
Pacifist 25 Points Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Tea Party Nut 25 Points Win the game
Undead 50 Points Win without losing a life
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Author Comments

I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Great premise, average execution

Loved the joke, loved the quotes, loved the style - but TOO FUCKING LONG!!

Seriously, 20 minutes of one level of the same enemies? If you wanted to have it that long, it shoulda either been separate levels with boss versions of each enemy, or that each enemy type shows up at different stages - maybe first the spacemonkey fleet, then the pterodactyls too, then the MICE WITH FULLY FUNCTIONING human brains and Obama and it builds up to the climax with the boss.

Alternatively just make the cash things worth more.

And although it's nit-picky, i woulda liked choosing controls. Mainly because my "a" button is a bit worn down from these typa games and the option to use another woulda saved me a couple of times - plus you get people that prefer WASD to arrows...

Final issue was that the medals didn't work. Now all I have is my own sense of satisfaction - and how long will that last?

Funny game, but for the love of democracy freakin shorten it.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

witchy witches

its way to easy to die for one thing, i got killed by the first enemy thing that showed up, and i was like wtf. and no, thats not just because im bad or anything, its because this game is either a little too difficult or its just way to easy to die. i mean, one of the enemies comes up from behind you ffs.
the art was good, i liked that

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poxpower responds:

It's a pretty easy game, seriously.
Play more than 2 minutes and you'll get the hang of it.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


I thought this game was done really well. All it needs is more levels and maybe bosses and you're all set.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

Fun To Play Under One Main Condition

It's like every single side shooter I've played, but the fact that you're playing the witch Christine o'Donnell makes it a little more hilarious, especially when combined with a certain autotuned reply of o'Donnell claiming not to be a witch.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Really funny

Very funny concept, however, controls are very bad. Pretty much unplayable. Giving a six only for a good idea.