I am Not a Witch

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Good Citizen 5 Points

Give a lot of money to the IRS

Informed Voter 5 Points

Read about Christine

Big Spender 10 Points

Buy every upgrade

Monster Killer 10 Points

Kill the boss

Pacifist 25 Points

Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.

Tea Party Nut 25 Points

Win the game

Undead 50 Points

Win without losing a life

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Author Comments

I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.


No offense

But this game is awful.
Gameplay wise, Christine moves way too slow when going right and left, a simple movement upgrade would have fixed this. Her bolts do practically nothing to pinky, a simple damage upgrade would have fixed that. When trying for pacifist, the clouds make you want to pull your hair out. Not having the rain with the clouds would have fixed that.

Sound wise, I had my sound off, so I can't say anything about it.

Graphics wise, even for a retro style game, it's terrible looking. The enemies made no sense either. Why the hell was pinky the brain there? Pterodactyls? I understand their purpose with gameplay, but you could have chose other models to represent them that could have been just as insane. A flying donkey instead of the ptero? Nancy Pelosi in weird flying contraption instead of pinky?

In closing, if you're going to make a political statement game, make it on topic.
I'm trying my best to keep this unbiased considering I sort of did like Christine O'Donnell, but seriously. If you're going to try making a political statement about any candidate, try and make it at least fun to play...

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Well, O'Donnell, the media has got you now.

"I dabbled into witchcraft -- I did avoid flying jets and pterodactyls. I did, I did. I dabbled into witchcraft. I hung around a ripped Obama jet who was shooting rainbow laser bullets at me. I'm not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do," says O'Donnell.

I. am not. a witch.

but I like to cast spells *cue LMFAO music*

Jesus and Santa Claus

Ha ha, the description alone earned this game a 5 from me. Nice work.

For some reason, it kind of reminds me of the Incredible Speedmaster from Mausland Entertainment.

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Ah, the old days

Reminds me of classic newgrounds. Hilarious and actually a pretty entertaining game. (Thank god she lost)

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Credits & Info

3.41 / 5.00

Oct 31, 2010
2:57 PM EDT
Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight