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I am Not a Witch

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Oct 31, 2010 | 2:57 PM EDT

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Good Citizen 5 Points Give a lot of money to the IRS
Informed Voter 5 Points Read about Christine
Big Spender 10 Points Buy every upgrade
Monster Killer 10 Points Kill the boss
Pacifist 25 Points Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Tea Party Nut 25 Points Win the game
Undead 50 Points Win without losing a life
Cool Like a Cat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrible Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Darwin Award Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Gaem is fun, but...

...that Undead medal is near impossible - i spent half an hour just to get 1,5 billions and one hit takes you and your time to oblivion, lol. Can't imagine what will be at palinzilla and what PAINzilla if you get shot there...

The only valid s strategy to obtain the medal is to cover in the upper left and avoid that fucking mouse for more or less 3 hours. Collect sacks and saves till you are bored to death. The extra life item only gives you 100k bonus money IF you have x9 lives in the first place and getting that item could spell your disaster most of the time...

How to fix that? Power up items! Ones that give you extra money for doing shit like streak based system or limited amount of time bonus shit, dunno... Killing enemies should give you cash too, not just score... Or just the ability of accessing the upgrades menu when you want or from time to time [checkpoint based system] would solve the problem.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


- INFORMED VOTER (5 points)
Read about Christine in the Menu. Just click "Who?" and skip for the medal.

- COOL LIKE A CAT (5 points)
Get up to 9 lives. Buy them or collect the flashing republican sign (which gives an extra life).

- GOOD CITIZEN (5 points)
Run into the IRS plane a couple of times. Every time you run into it, you lose money but you don't die.

- TERRIBLE (5 points)
Die (all 3 lives) without earning any money.

- MONSTER KILLER (10 points)
Kill the boss.

- PACIFIST (25 points)
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a single shot.

- TEA PARTY NUT (25 points)
Win the game.

- BIG SPENDER (10 points)
Buy every upgrade. IMPORTANT: BUY EVERY UPGRADE IN ORDER OR YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET THIS MEDAL (for example buy the 2x before the 3x and so on).

- DARWIN AWARD (10 points)
Die 50 times. Keep buying lives and do it.

- UNDEAD (50 points)
Win without losing a life.

-The top left corner is a safe spot.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This is a fun time killer.

to win just stay in the back and fire. Palinzilla shows up at about 8 million and u win at 10 million that easy. 8-)


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

fun - for a while

i like the graphics and concept...but the game is repetitve and get boring after a few minutes...wheres the boss?

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not bad, but not good enuff!

I dont know who she is, but i laughed...the game gets boring quite easily, and the "all upgrades"medal is bugged. i got 'em all, got nine lives and still nothing. no different monsters,just the same thing.

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