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I am Not a Witch

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Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight

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Oct 31, 2010 | 2:57 PM EDT

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Good Citizen 5 Points Give a lot of money to the IRS
Informed Voter 5 Points Read about Christine
Big Spender 10 Points Buy every upgrade
Monster Killer 10 Points Kill the boss
Pacifist 25 Points Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Tea Party Nut 25 Points Win the game
Undead 50 Points Win without losing a life
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Author Comments

I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

just another stupot politico game

nuf said


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very interesting, fun way to spend a few minutes

For those who complain about the difficulty, sitting as far as you can get in the upper left hand corner of the screen makes it impossible for any enemies except the IRS jets to hit you. Just shill there and dodge down to grab the pots of gold, safes and 1ups.

That aside, I think it takes a bit too long to accumulate the full $10kk for the amount of challenge in the game. Once you've found the safe spot or learned to deal with each of the foes, there's very little challenge, but a lot of money to collect.

It didn't make sense to me that the boss comes at $8kk not $10kk but that's no big deal.

big spender medal didn't work for me unless there's an upgrade I missed.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

It's like this...

Usually, I like your submissions. You're games are typically fun and addictive, but this one seems to have been made under the influence of some narcotic. There are two major problems working in unison to make this a bad game.

#1 - There are too many variables to tell good from bad. So many things appear on screen from the first second of playing that one really doesn't know what to touch or not.

#2 - The speed at which those variables move is too fast when taking problem #1 into consideration. Before you really get a chance to 'play', you're dead.

I think you may have created this game a bit too hurriedly in order to dish it out before voting day, but just in case there's another cause...stop doing drugs and get back to making great games.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

great game

awesome game
you guys are just too casual and cant play
only bad thing: why are BOMBS MONEY its kinda irritating cause i kept dodging them
cause i thought bombs=dead


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


It gets way to repetetive, the enemies are so random. I mean flying monkeys and (i gues) Brain from the animaniacs in a space shuttle. And why is Obama smoking?
The controls were good, so it's not all bad.