Seeing as how most people are watching this, complaining about its length and/or lack of humor, then voting 10/10 and 5/5 for some inexplicable reason, I'll put it right out there and say... this sucks. Hard. No doubt the endless ass kissing by the star-struck youths are what earned this the front page. C'mon, Stamper. You don't need to do something as pointless as this to be funny. Cock joke popularity is up 400% these days you know. You should be pumping out dem flashes and earning yourself 5's left front and center.
And as for the rest of you:
For shame. Don't you have anything better to do?
'Cept for you JohnnyUtah. This is pretty much what I'd expect from you. :D