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Joker & airport security

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When I'm at the airport or any official place I have terrible tendency to make quite bad jokes that can get me into trouble. Real event was fortunatelly without "deep" search, but they don't like me at the airports.

I'm opened to constructive criticsm so go for it ;)

And just for fun if someone would want to know, Zulu is from NATO phonetic alphabet for Z and it stands here for "zone" as time zone, it is mostly for pilots so if they fly from time zone to time zone there is one universal time for them. But because lots of people don't know that, and they just know that it sounds cool when you put time next to it, I decided go with a stereotype.




lol nice

A bit short but classic. Another good one "Hi, Jack!"

PrivateJoker152 responds:

people called me genius, but you are the first who said that something I created is "classic" I like it, thanks :)

I'd hate to see

The dumb jokes that guy has told his Ex GF's in the past. He's seriously fucked for life!! What a class act ;)


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PrivateJoker152 responds:

To be honest I don't understand how can I still have GF, because I'm joking in this way all the time.
Really thank you for 10


I like it. I shall put that down as one of the many things not to say at the airport. ^_^

PrivateJoker152 responds:

Also when you walk through that metal detection thing and it starts making noise don't say: "Yeah that's because I have BALLS OF STEAL" (in Duke Nukem voice), they don't like that either, thanks for review, I guess it was your vote which put me into top 5 of the day :)

Zulu is...

Zulu is the time that is centered around the time zone that runs through London. Just thought you'd like to know. Good flash but could be a little longer.

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PrivateJoker152 responds:

Fortunatelly I already knew this one, but I guess some people who didn't know read your review and now they know. Thanks for 10, I know I didn't deserve it, but I won't tell anyone ;)

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Credits & Info

3.75 / 5.00

Sep 9, 2010
4:46 PM EDT
Comedy - Original
  • Daily 5th Place September 10, 2010