Well, I have to admit... this is indeed a game. Not front page quality, but this is a game. It's fun for about ten minutes. Then the down syndrome choir starts to grate on your nerves... and the speed of the cloud... and the fact you can't touch the edges of the damn screen. Pretty much what everyone else has already said. This game is so slow moving to the point of being boring.
I was almost sure this game had a few achievements... oh well.