The Bastard Game

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This is based off of the trendy maze games, except that the cursor you use deceives you! You can choose to play with a fake cursor or no cursor at all. See how high of a score you can rack up using both!

Don't click, right-click, or hit the Ctrl button while playing; it resets your score!


no offense but its boring,lame,and stupid again not trying to be mean or offensive i am just same what i think is true

Kwing responds:

I won't take offense seeing as the only thing you like on this site is hentai games.

u know what i think its like boring dieria.

Kwing responds:

Boring diarrhea which, according to you, is worth 5/5!

Got it.

Got 1000 points. Yay!!!

Kwing responds:

You're full of shit.

I agree

The guy below me made all the obvious points about the flaws in this game, so there's not really much for me to say, other than you tried your hardest and overall, it wasn't complete crap. You don't win the internet for the week, but you aren't the laughing stock of it either. Good Job on not horribly failing!

Kwing responds:

:P Err, thanks.

Well, it is indeed a bastard

I'll give you a 6, because that was my highest score in this damn game. Not sure if I really like the idea of losing control of my mouse really...I mean maybe, but not like this. When you're getting a high score in a game, it's good to know that you're skilled. When you play a game like this, it's just pure luck. The cursor is an asshole and you can't really tell where you are. The best technique I found so far was to just haul ass. When I stopped caring and just flew across the map is when I got up to 6. Slow and steady just doesn't seem to win this race.

The other game mode, hiding the cursor completely, is just next to impossible. I tried for all of about 30 seconds and it's just way too big of a pain in the ass.

My main problem with this game is that it's just way harder than a game this simple needs to be, not to mention not all that rewarding. Maybe if there was a submit score option and a high score table I could see...

I guess there's not really much else to review. Not really graphically pleasing, no music, no sounds...just a simple bastard game plain and simple.

Kwing responds:

I really like your criticisms here. The game could definitely use a difficulty curve. Perhaps making the screen a bit larger so you had a wider space to move would have been a better idea, although I don't think the invisible cursor mode is that bad if you get into the swing of it. But a highscore board is definitely in order. My cousin got up to 9 on this, and I think 5 or 6 is the highest I've gotten, if you would like a frame of reference.

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3.52 / 5.00

Jul 30, 2010
4:36 AM EDT
Skill - Avoid