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Jul 25, 2010 | 3:58 AM EDT

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Average Joe 5 Points Completed the game on Easy Mode.
Clown Control 5 Points Killed a clown.
Eureka Tary! 5 Points Completed the game on STREEEEEMERZ Mode
Superb Joe 10 Points Completed the game on Normal Mode.
Roger STREEMERZ Command! 100 Points Completed the game on Normal Mode without dying.
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Author Comments

VERSION 1.2 fixes the TIME ATTACK submission bug. i don't know how this slipped under my nose for so long. sorry to all who've toiled trying to make streemerz time history... :^) please make sure the main menu says 1.2 before attempting to play TIME ATTACK mode.

This is my love letter to Bionic Commando, and NES games in general. If the game is too hard, practice in EASY MODE until you can STREEM LIKE THE PROS.

Any similarities to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Controls are as follows: X to grapple.
Arrow keys to move.
ESC returns to the main menu.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

great game

had 43mins of pure fun loved it
why am i the only one on the story mode high scores?


Rated 3 / 5 stars

'I'll make them die a lot each time!'

I hate to start a review negatively, but I'd probably sacrifice a small family just for a jump button, especially sine the retro-style gameplay felt more Mario or Metroid to me than Bionic Commando. A fifth grader could have written the dialogue, and the gameplay was rather simplistic and, at times, unnecessarily frustrating. I recommend playing through on easy. Other than that, I loved the retro vibe, and personally adored the soundtrack. So, to you, sir, a six

MrPodunkian responds:

thanks for the review -- the dialogue is supposed to be poorly written, like the dialogue in classic NES games (or even bionic commando itself).


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Really Annoying.

Well, when I first started the game, the sound of just walking around made me want to kill myself. Not to mention the soundtrack, it's very bad quality. It looks like a great game, but I can't play it because I think I'd go crazy.
Overall, you have a good game here, just very bad audio.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

haha love the game

dont touch master y's balls lmao


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

many lols and so forth

loved the dialogue. gameplay was annoying but fun, good style/art and music. good job