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Average Joe 5 Points

Completed the game on Easy Mode.

Clown Control 5 Points

Killed a clown.

Eureka Tary! 5 Points

Completed the game on STREEEEEMERZ Mode

Superb Joe 10 Points

Completed the game on Normal Mode.

Roger STREEMERZ Command! 100 Points

Completed the game on Normal Mode without dying.

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Author Comments

VERSION 1.2 fixes the TIME ATTACK submission bug. i don't know how this slipped under my nose for so long. sorry to all who've toiled trying to make streemerz time history... :^) please make sure the main menu says 1.2 before attempting to play TIME ATTACK mode.

This is my love letter to Bionic Commando, and NES games in general. If the game is too hard, practice in EASY MODE until you can STREEM LIKE THE PROS.

Any similarities to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Controls are as follows: X to grapple.
Arrow keys to move.
ESC returns to the main menu.


Well done.

Classic gameplay, genuinely funny dialogue, and great extras. Occasionally frustrating, but never unfair. Bravo!

It is difficult

I was never a fan of the "Bionic Commando" games, but this was a pretty fun thing to play. I did not like how it took so darn long for the dialogue to finish. At least you have wonderful sounds that seem just like something on a Game Boy or something. I especially like how you are so literally flexible and can be really nimble. Even when I die, it is kind of funny, because I keep hitting the dangerous balls as I fall down. While hard to play, it is certainly worth a look, because it is so authentic.

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MrPodunkian responds:

if you enjoy this game, you should REALLY try to play through the bionic commando: rearmed, or the original bionic commando on the NES.


Yeah, very addictive, challenging (and not too difficult, bravo), and fun. A great game.

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fun game...But really hard for a human like myself

great game

had 43mins of pure fun loved it
why am i the only one on the story mode high scores?

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Credits & Info

3.85 / 5.00

Jul 25, 2010
3:58 AM EDT
Action - Platformer - Other