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Average Joe 5 Points

Completed the game on Easy Mode.

Clown Control 5 Points

Killed a clown.

Eureka Tary! 5 Points

Completed the game on STREEEEEMERZ Mode

Superb Joe 10 Points

Completed the game on Normal Mode.

Roger STREEMERZ Command! 100 Points

Completed the game on Normal Mode without dying.

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Author Comments

VERSION 1.2 fixes the TIME ATTACK submission bug. i don't know how this slipped under my nose for so long. sorry to all who've toiled trying to make streemerz time history... :^) please make sure the main menu says 1.2 before attempting to play TIME ATTACK mode.

This is my love letter to Bionic Commando, and NES games in general. If the game is too hard, practice in EASY MODE until you can STREEM LIKE THE PROS.

Any similarities to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Controls are as follows: X to grapple.
Arrow keys to move.
ESC returns to the main menu.


LOL. Awesome game but...

"Do not touch Master Y's balls." LOLOLOLOL.

Cool game... I've always been partial to retro games. Thanks for the submission. :)

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Hot Damn

I think it's truly amazing that Flash Animation has gotten to the point where we're playing what would have been considered a full NES Game, back in the day. It's more of nostalgia than anything, but NES games are the shit. And this game is indeed the shit! A simple concept, limited dialog...but these all evoke the feel of an era of video games that have been given up for obsolete. I like you decided to bring gaming a bit back to its roots, and I'm quite happy that I played this game.

The animation was on point (for what you were trying to achieve); the soundtrack fit perfectly. As I've said, the dialog is that nearly nonsensical gibberish that Nintendo games seemed to love: who even talks like that? But again and again, I love every aspect of it. Please make more, pleeeeeeeease!

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Frustrating, but in the right way.

My god this was a hard game. I died over 100 times trying to get through it and much swearing was unleashed but there were no real cheap deaths (save for when my controls locked up which is a problem with my system and thus will not affect the score) It annoyed me just enough that I HAD to beat it. Some screens were just diobolical! I'm just glad you put checkpoints just before and after the really hard screens, otherwise I would have just given up and I would have given a much lower score.

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"Do not touch Master Y's balls."

Lol. Good job on recreating such a good game :D

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games used to be this hard

considering how hard games used to be it's a miracle the video game industry every took off like it did.

let's be honest. the only reason games were so hard is because game design itself was so primitive. when you can't have content and real depth, artificial difficulty inflates your game with artificial depth.

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Credits & Info

3.85 / 5.00

Jul 25, 2010
3:58 AM EDT
Action - Platformer - Other