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Average Joe 5 Points

Completed the game on Easy Mode.

Clown Control 5 Points

Killed a clown.

Eureka Tary! 5 Points

Completed the game on STREEEEEMERZ Mode

Superb Joe 10 Points

Completed the game on Normal Mode.

Roger STREEMERZ Command! 100 Points

Completed the game on Normal Mode without dying.

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Author Comments

VERSION 1.2 fixes the TIME ATTACK submission bug. i don't know how this slipped under my nose for so long. sorry to all who've toiled trying to make streemerz time history... :^) please make sure the main menu says 1.2 before attempting to play TIME ATTACK mode.

This is my love letter to Bionic Commando, and NES games in general. If the game is too hard, practice in EASY MODE until you can STREEM LIKE THE PROS.

Any similarities to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Controls are as follows: X to grapple.
Arrow keys to move.
ESC returns to the main menu.



8-bit, simple yet makes you want to pull your hair out. I miss nintendo. I like this flash, its very entertaining. Good work!


this games is a remake of a game in the abysmal action 52

People find this review helpful!

ok not bad at all

i still give game good score pretty kool well made but sum things just seem lil 2
diffcult could atleast added a normal jump button but game was kool so ill give a 9/10 not saying i could do better or nothing so no one snap

Guy below me:

If you really MUST jump in place, stand right next to a wall, turn around, and fire. Joe will jump straight up.

Anyway, if you don't like the grappling hook you can use the anti-gravity guy instead.

Rather annoying.

What happens in the future where humans can no longer just jump? And are Streamers trained to shoot their grappling hook in only a singe direction? This game is extremely difficult.

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Credits & Info

3.85 / 5.00

Jul 25, 2010
3:58 AM EDT
Action - Platformer - Other