Do not Like
I feel like most of the two years you spent on this was spent in a studio doing all those awful voices. I think that you should have spent A LOT more time on visuals and gameplay mechanics and less on things like music and voice. Also, having over 9,000 levels =/= good, I would much rather play a short game worth remembering than a long game I feel like I had to drudge through.
Sorry about it, all these reviews are making me depressed.
Im sorry, but this is not good at all
I don't mean to sound cruel here, but this game is terrible. The controls are not very smooth, and I would like to say that I have a 2.7 GHZ processor. For two years, I expected much better this honestly seems like a quick little thing thrown together to me and I don't mean to sound offensive by this but really now. The graphics were decent I have no problem with them, except during the cut scenes the lips are very strange and distracting, it ruined the whole cut scene for me and also they are just too long and dull. The music I did not like, I know that is my own personal taste and such but I think anyone listening to it for a long time would get very annoyed by it even if they enjoyed it. The backrounds were quite ugly to me too but I believe that is just my taste again, other people seem to like it. This is just too much like any other platformer too, except its kind of worse in my opinion its nice that it is a speed game but the controls are just too bad for it, if they were fixed so you could move/run more fluidly then I would like this game a lot more. The one thing I did like was the voice acting, it acually sounded pretty decent but there are many other flaws with the cut scene such as the lips thing and they are just too long so it prevented me from enjoying them.
Also I apologize for any incorrect spelling or grammar that I have had, and for repeating myself a few times through this review but really now I expected much better for any game that took two years someones time.
I got bored on level 3...
Seriously, this game is very bad. It's the same over and over again, and it is so repetitive, level 4 showed me how boring it is. Be creative! Don't be afraid of adding random things that might be funny. :P (Like more ways to kill enemies, and more enemies for a start? xO)
What's all the fuzz about?
You took 2 years in making This?
Couldn't you at least have thought of something new? Innovative gameplay perhaps.
This thing just screams "Generic Platformer #3489498
Seriously, try to do something interesting, more than just "Get items and dress your character hurrr"
I'm so mad at people rating this so high. The animations are bad, and the controls are silly. Looks like you were just playing the whole time and making those useless cutscenes, when you could have used the time to think of something fun and make a good fluid gameplay. Guys, STOP RATING THE MUSIC (CUTSCENES; VOICES), AND RATE THE GAME!
one word of this, MUTE
thats all that would make that so much better. those voices were killing my brain, and a skip button that would be nice those cuts were so lamb im sorry but its a good game sept for that