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Crap Game Compilation 2

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JonBro's Crap Game Compilation 2

This is an assortment of crappy games I found on my computer. I figured since I already made one compilation like this, it wouldn't hurt to make one more with what I found. Apparently I have somewhat of a history of making crappy games, though my little joke games were actually more varied years ago than they have been recently. This compilation has the same number of games as the first, and though there is less content, there is more variety. In any case, depending on how skillful you are in the ways of connecting colors, kicking crowds of people, and evading spikes of death using the mouse, this should provide a good several minutes of entertainment, as well as show you a decent picture of what goes on in my brain.

I don't think there are any more crappy games worthy of a compilation on my computer so hopefully my next submission will be something that isn't a collection of crappy games lol


I LOVE THIS CRAP!1!!!1!11!

I figured that after playing these games several times, and finally beaten IWBTYE, I needed to review this.

A GAME ABOUT COURAGE: This one kinda confused me for the first few times, but I eventually figured it out. (8/10, -5 points for use of Mario, Sonic, Rayman, and Link, +15 for the secret character (I doubt you can find me another game with him in it...), -2 for lack of secret ending.)

KICKING GAME TEH FIRST: ...Really? You kick some poor stick guy in the crotch, and if you don't do it, you get criticized. And it's unbeatable! What the hell, man?
(10/10, all for the funnies.)

KICK GAME 2: Quite possibly the most useless game I've ever seen in my life. The ending was funny though. I have nothing more to say. (7/10, +10 for ending, -3 for uselessness.)

DESTINATION PURPLE: Interesting puzzle game. For me, I could never really get a grip on the controls, and lvl 10 doesn't seem possible to beat... That music was good though. :D (9/10, +5 Concept, +1 Challenge, +4 Music, -1 lvl 10.)

FIGHTING GAME: The only real appeal was the funny. It kept me coming back, somehow, so that doesn't mean it's all bad... (7/10, +7 Funny)

IWBTYE: OMFG, THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING GAME EVER!!!! The controls were sadistic, so were the traps, random spikes, and YoshiEgg's face (Sorry, dude...) Best game ever. (15/10, +15 for AWESOME.)

Alone, these game would suck, get blammed, and never see the light of day. But for some reason, putting a bunch of little craps together into one big crap makes them all better. Your comments made this crap all the funnier. 58/60, 10/10, 5/5

FYI, after looking through this window into your brain, there are a number of psychiatrists I could recommend to you...

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Just like I reviewed for Crap Game Compilation 1 I have been waiting for a collection of retarded games like this to be released into NG


Good crap compilation. I'm rating a 6 because the controls on I Wanna Be The YoshiEgg are just SENILE. The mouse controls make it hell.

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JonBro responds:

So if I didn't put in IWBTYE at all (which you don't actually have to play if you don't want to) you would have rated it higher than a 6?


These crap games are quite addicting. I wouldn't mind a taste of some more crap. (Wait a minute...)

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JonBro responds:

That is a phrase I've never heard before and I love it.


Clap Cowe Cowbiration 5 :P

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4.10 / 5.00

Jun 27, 2010
7:56 PM EDT
Puzzles - Other