I LOVE THIS CRAP!1!!!1!11!
I figured that after playing these games several times, and finally beaten IWBTYE, I needed to review this.
A GAME ABOUT COURAGE: This one kinda confused me for the first few times, but I eventually figured it out. (8/10, -5 points for use of Mario, Sonic, Rayman, and Link, +15 for the secret character (I doubt you can find me another game with him in it...), -2 for lack of secret ending.)
KICKING GAME TEH FIRST: ...Really? You kick some poor stick guy in the crotch, and if you don't do it, you get criticized. And it's unbeatable! What the hell, man?
(10/10, all for the funnies.)
KICK GAME 2: Quite possibly the most useless game I've ever seen in my life. The ending was funny though. I have nothing more to say. (7/10, +10 for ending, -3 for uselessness.)
DESTINATION PURPLE: Interesting puzzle game. For me, I could never really get a grip on the controls, and lvl 10 doesn't seem possible to beat... That music was good though. :D (9/10, +5 Concept, +1 Challenge, +4 Music, -1 lvl 10.)
FIGHTING GAME: The only real appeal was the funny. It kept me coming back, somehow, so that doesn't mean it's all bad... (7/10, +7 Funny)
IWBTYE: OMFG, THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING GAME EVER!!!! The controls were sadistic, so were the traps, random spikes, and YoshiEgg's face (Sorry, dude...) Best game ever. (15/10, +15 for AWESOME.)
Alone, these game would suck, get blammed, and never see the light of day. But for some reason, putting a bunch of little craps together into one big crap makes them all better. Your comments made this crap all the funnier. 58/60, 10/10, 5/5
FYI, after looking through this window into your brain, there are a number of psychiatrists I could recommend to you...
Just like I reviewed for Crap Game Compilation 1 I have been waiting for a collection of retarded games like this to be released into NG
Good crap compilation. I'm rating a 6 because the controls on I Wanna Be The YoshiEgg are just SENILE. The mouse controls make it hell.
So if I didn't put in IWBTYE at all (which you don't actually have to play if you don't want to) you would have rated it higher than a 6?
These crap games are quite addicting. I wouldn't mind a taste of some more crap. (Wait a minute...)
That is a phrase I've never heard before and I love it.
Clap Cowe Cowbiration 5 :P