Time Battles!

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"Time Battles!"

Joey and Phil's quiet afternoon of television is interrupted when an epic battle through time and space materializes in their living room. Christ Scientist! Will the evil reptilian warlord Dimascus finally capture the infamous time bandit Baaron Von Waltkebottom? Will Joey and Phil survive in the wake of their brutal conflict? Is anyone there to fix the cable? Only "time" will tell...

Phil: Hey, check out my new time machine!
Joey: That's a watch.
Phil: It's a cat's face!
Joey: A watch isn't a time machine...
Phil: It's whiskers are the hands!

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Wow, extremely funny

Wow, amazing as always. Keep up the good work.

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DestructoBox responds:

Thanks destructo!
sweet username ps ;)

Absolutely great

You guys never fail me, everything was great especially the ending.

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DestructoBox responds:

I'm sure we'll fail you at some point, but at least we've made it this far!

Sweet shit people.

Creative and rude without using offensive language. Pretty damn funny. Shit. That's hilarious. Great work.


Extremely well done! Now imagine the suprise of the cable guy when he comes over...

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DestructoBox responds:

You don't need cable when you're PARTYING WITH DINOSAURS AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!


that's the best movie I have ever seen I could not stop laughing wow

when they were cleaning and then they appeared again / and then they were waiting haha and then the guy hit the robot with the bat and didn't have any effect hahahah
and theeeeen the guy hit the guy with the beard hahaha that was awsom LOL

grate movie 5/5 - 10/10

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Thanks for the review! This is only the beginning.

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4.37 / 5.00

Jun 25, 2010
3:27 AM EDT
Comedy - Original
  • Frontpaged June 28, 2010
  • Review Crew Pick June 30, 2010
  • Daily Feature June 26, 2010

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