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Time Battles!

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"Time Battles!"

Joey and Phil's quiet afternoon of television is interrupted when an epic battle through time and space materializes in their living room. Christ Scientist! Will the evil reptilian warlord Dimascus finally capture the infamous time bandit Baaron Von Waltkebottom? Will Joey and Phil survive in the wake of their brutal conflict? Is anyone there to fix the cable? Only "time" will tell...

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Phil: Hey, check out my new time machine!
Joey: That's a watch.
Phil: It's a cat's face!
Joey: A watch isn't a time machine...
Phil: It's whiskers are the hands!
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EDIT: Thanks for the front page NG!

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Epic

LOL, that was awesome



The sistene chapel is horse shit compared to this

Awesome as always.

It's about TIME you guys TRAVELED to the front page. See, I made puns too. That's cool. Right? Please, tell me I'm cool. ACKNOWLEDGE ME.


DestructoBox responds:

YOU ARE HERE BY AKNOWLEDGED!!!1


That.... was fucken awesome.

Thats was awesome dude. Great take on dr who. it was a paradoy of dr who wasnt it?



LOL!

that. was. awesome!!!


DestructoBox responds:

I think this is a quote, but I'll take it as a compliment.
so...thanks!


Excellent!

Who the hell doesn't want to get tanked with Abe Lincoln?!

Great work, gents.


DestructoBox responds:

Did you know he talked like Sean Connery? Crazy right!?

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Uploaded
Jun 25, 2010
3:27 AM EDT
Genre
Comedy - Original
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  • Frontpaged June 28, 2010
  • Review Crew Pick June 30, 2010
  • Daily Feature June 26, 2010

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